The Make Iowa Awesome Again Hat
This is as close as we'll ever get to breaking the No Politics rule, because we should all have the fun of wearing a MAGA hat without all those embarrassing frog emojis.
Breathable Pro-Max fabric. Embroidered lettering, and Go Iowa Awesome banner on the back. Velcro adjustable up to size 8-ish (I wear a 7 7/8 and have room to spare).